Well . . . before I get to what that is, let’s preface this. Today’s subject is pattern number three, Simplicity 2451, on my Blasted Bloody List. It’s tragic that I won’t be making a wearable garment out of this pattern–you know, because of the contest and all. But I didn’t enter the contest to win it anyway; I entered it so that I would be compelled to sew something, and, you know, mission accomplished.
Anyhoo, it was a weekday Fourth of July–no one wants to get all fireworks excited just to return home to set out work clothes for the next day. So while others braved the crowds, I stayed home, watched the History Channel’s American Revolutionary War documentary series, and sewed.
Things were looking pretty good, no seams had to be ripped, the skirt was coming together rather quickly, and it seemed like these militia men might prove themselves useful to Daniel Morgan. Then, the hour of reckoning arrived: it was time to try on the muslin.
I was pleased with myself and my skirt as I admired it in the mirror. Awesome yoke, awesomer pleats, then I did my little turn on the catwalk, and–eeeeek, pleats un-awesomed! Sitting there, right at my crotch in all of its glory, was my umm . . . well, my lady bulge. I have a lady bulge.
Actually, this explains a lot. You can’t live my life, kicking ass and taking names, without having a nice-sized general leading the way. Really, it’s the modern gal’s most efficient tool. Displaying your pink package is the easiest–nay, the only way to properly git ‘er done.
As I tuck in my goods and go about my day, behold my first patternreview.com uhhh . . . pattern review. You’re welcome ahead of time.
|Okay, minus the wrinkles,
|But then, what’s that
|Yeaaah . . . it’s my
junk. Helloooooo, junk!
Pattern Description: Misses’ skirt sewing patterns, each in two lengths. Easy to Sew Collection.
Pattern Sizing: 12 – 20. Pretty sure I sewed the 20, which may have been tempting fate on my part.
Did it look like the photo/drawing on the pattern envelope once you were done sewing with it? Yes. I sewed view C and it looked just like the pattern envelope, minus my wrinkles and raw edge hem.
Were the instructions easy to follow? Yes, but I glazed over the details. I felt some of the explanations weren’t as straightforward as they could have been, but no harm no foul.
What did you particularly like or dislike about the pattern? I liked the pleating at the front of the skirt. I did not like how the skirt looked on me when I wasn’t standing still. If I were a mannequin, I’d have already sewn a final draft.
Fabric Used: Cotton muslin.
Pattern alterations or any design changes you made: I made no alterations although there’s a possibility that I could have sewn a smaller size and made the back darts larger? Even now, days after the fact, I’m not sure.
Would you sew it again? Not for myself, but this was a quick project so I might sew it for a friend.
Would you recommend it to others? Yes, even if the pattern doesn’t work out it’s a nice confidence builder.
Conclusion: This pattern was really well drafted and really easy to sew, but it definitely wasn’t a good fit for me. I’m not sure if I sewed the wrong size or needed to make an adjustment(s). And I didn’t love the style enough to fiddle around with it. Maybe next lifetime.